Profiles To Get Laid By

What to put in your Adult Friend Finder Profile
To Get Laid Tonight

First you must understand that women think differently than men. Therefore it is imperative to use poetic license, if you will, to place romantic drivel wherever it seems appropriate. Look up "romantic prose" in Google and use whatever you find for the purpose of getting laid.

It works by advancing yourself above the mere horny male that women invariably find at Adult Friend Finder. By using romantic prose you are in effect telling women you are a man of intellect and romance, a man of the world, a man they cannot help but be fascinated by.

Yes, you are at Adult Friend Finder to get laid. Period.

But you must be a man of pragmatism. A man who does what it takes to get the job done. In all your life THAT is the only thing to remember.

Be brave young horny mortal. For you shall be making sweet passionate love (fucking your brains out) with fair maidens of yore.

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